Kragen: Sorry we're taking so long, Dan.
Darrell: You should be sorry. It's like an eon over here. Only shorter.
If you're gonna do the refactoring anyway, I want my shit to work right.
Hell, we're almost done, and we haven't even started.
Knowing is half the battle. Not fucking up is the other half.
Hey, Adam. Regular coffee doesn't have sugar in it, right?
If we were coding in COBOL, we'd be done by now.
Darrell: Jason, you put the "re" in "retarded".
Jason: I'm gonna put the "foot" in "your ass".